Where do tight fuck holes come from? Pastafarians speculate that they originated between the constellations Bowtie and Fettuccini. We're kidding, of course! Tight fuck holes come from a pussy that hasn't been pummeled to death like a Civic with 100,000 miles tacked on. Mileage may vary from girl to girl, but in this film's case, they're practically brand new Model Ts!