They say travel broadens you, or that's what our parents told us when they sent us to Europe after college graduation. Not only did we get broadened, we got stretched, slammed, pile-driven, and D.P.'d! We didn't learn any new languages but became fluent in both oral and anal. There's nothing like cramming in two European studs at once to feel like a cosmopolitan, well-traveled woman of the world!
Kick Ass Chicks 43: Indian Girls
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