Irregular Practice 2: Open Leg Surgery

Scene 1: Mr. CONNOR'S wife is in for plastic surgery and Dr VAS LENE demonstrates the procedure by using a doughnut, a scalpel and a tea bag. Under a new government initiative entitled 'here's one I felt earlier', Mr. Connor gets to grips with an already prepared rack. Lets hope it does not end in a sticky, jammy mess resulting in a very 'boobed job'. Scene 2: Due to budget cuts, all group therapy sessions have been amalgamated into one. However, it seems that the throwing together of all the patients is a bit of a gamble as temptations take over as they put the group into group therapy! Scene 3: Paramedic Pete brings another poor accident victim back to the hospital. He tells his driver to take the long the way round as he gets stuck into the gas and the patient administering what is known in the business as 'the TUBE' - a Totally Unnecessary Breast Exam - and the rest. Scene 4: Dr. VAS LENE is preparing to take nurses STEPH SCOPE, CATH EATER and FAITH HEALER through a refresher course in CPR. As the good Dr leaves the room, we find out who the real dummy is. Really girls, is that the correct way to clear the airways? Scene 5: Nurses Bodgett and Leggett are prepping a burns victim for the world famous surgeon Willy Hackett. As they check his meds, the naughty nurses decide to "lay on hands" to help the healing process but will the patient make it through to the other side.