Freddie's Chariots Of Jizz

Sir Gerwain Giverone and his secretary (Jessica Jensen) are looking for something special to open the new games in England in 2012. They look at old archive footage of a previous games and see the old British winners. Finding the last of them has just died, Jessica is sent to the funeral to meet up with their ancestors. Freddie G and Phucker Skirtingboard decide to try and find an event they can compete in at the 2012 games to honor their sporting ancestors. Fred and Phucker go down to the clinic at the training ground for sex testing and Phucker ends up shagging the nurse, Sarah Kelly. Phucker has an idea for a back up option if they don't manage to qualify in the athletic events, and takes Fred and G along to do a comedy Rhythmic gymnastics routine to music with ribbons and wearing a ladies swimming costume. Fred is on a promise of a shag from MILF Romanian athlete Lenka if he wins a gold medal.