How to keep your hot cougar wife happy? The idea of sucking your woman's toes might be enough to keep some satisfied. But we seriously doubt it. Other things must come into play. And for some guys, it's other guys. Now we're neither condoning nor condemning, mind you, except this is bedroom gamesmanship far beyond the norm. Sure it's weird the first time to take a huge whiff of another dude's hairy man ass and snort a CC or two of slunk. However, those who've been there claim it's easier the next time around. And we'll just take their word for it.