Cocks And Throbbers

Its crime licking time as Britain's naughtiest robbers, Pussy Cat and her trusty sidekick Mouse Hole are pursued by two bungling cocks Sergeants Spit and Roast. With more Dicks than Dock Green, this comic crime caper definitely has more slag than swag. Meanwhile, Pussy robs the local bigwig Iver Lotter-Knob displaying all her pussy skills. Using her feline spray, she traps Lotter-Knob in the bedroom and proceeds to lick him clean of all his valuables. She wipes her whiskers and leaves her calling card in a classic crime move called The Cat Flap. Roast interrogation and Pussy meows to cheer her up. After a saucer or two, Pussy tucks into Mouse Hole's crack putting the purr into perfect pussy. Desperate to bang-up Pussy, Lotter-Knob gives the Chief of Police a right old bollocking. When the Mayor pops by to try and appease Lotter-Knob, they decide to make sure that the Chief has got the point. The Chief reassures them both by claiming she has her best cocks on the case. Spit and Roast think they have trapped Pussy, but Mouse Hole squeaks in to turn the tables. By over powering Spit and Roast they defeat the two crime fighters leaving them in a right old sticky mess.