I see you checking out my wife... staring at her firm tits and tight ass, wondering what it would be like to shove your dick in that sweet pussy! So I've got a deal for you. Since I go both ways, you gotta fuck my tight ass first! She'll do whatever you want, but before that, you've got to fuck me 'till I can't cum any more! OK? Cool, I'll get the lube.
So...The Mrs's uses too much teeth and doesn't know how to juggle the balls! Husbands need to take over and show these bitches how to stroke the shaft and swallow the gravy!